this is interesting :D
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headche this weekend.
HE: Your face must have turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I would make you very happy.
SHE:Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE:Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE:Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no servies today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
22 different ways of expressing love;
ENGLISH ; i love youPOLISH ; ja kocham cibieFRENCH ; je t'aimeHINDI ; hum tumhe pyar karte haeCZECH ; miluji teSLOVAKIAN ; lu'bim taITALIAN ; ti amoUKRAINIAN ; ya tebe kahayuGERMAN ; ish libe dishCHINESE ; wo ai niGREEK ; s' agapoHAWAIAN ; aloha wau ia oiLITHUIANIAN ; tav myliuKOREAN ; sa rang hae yoJAPENESE ; aishiteruROMANIAN ; te ubsecBOSNIAN ; volim teALBANIAN ; te duaFILIPINO ; mahal kitaSPANISH ; te amoPORTUGESE ; amo teARABIAN ; annah be hebiclols.
this is..just to see, laugh, and most importantly..if you fall in love with some kindda weirdo from another country..lols.